Oh Rachel, no dear. Just… no..

In honor of the Superbowl (it is next weekend, right?), Rachel Ray thought it good to share some of her wonderful decorating ideas with all of you sports fans.

It went bad so fast.

First, there was the “chair cover” made from a football jersey…

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Now why didn’t I think of that?

Next came the decorations. And not just any decorations, but ones made from footballs. This isn’t the best shot – I snapped it with my smartie phone just before she moved on, still, you get the idea..

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See the little bouquet of daisies? Don’t they look so cute in that “football” vase?

Ah, but last is the best idea of them all. One so stunning that all women, at least in America, must be kicking themselves for NOT thinking of this…

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Cheese curls served in a cut-in-half, spray painted football. What’s not to love?

And so to sum, as Martha Stuart I am not, I would venture a guess that many of you women who are Martha Stuart-types are right now searching through your husband’s sports locker, looking for that spare football so you can cut it in half, spray paint it and serve up all your guests for the event of the year.

Just make sure it’s not signed.

my disclaimer: I’m sorry Rachel – I really  love your show. Really, I do!

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4 thoughts on “Oh Rachel, no dear. Just… no..

  1. free penny press

    Ok..I’m all for football, the superbowl and Cheetohs BUT not this way.. I agree, Rachael seems to have gone a bit over the edge of “cute” into the land of tacky.. really, uniform chair covers? On, no.. just no.. 😉

  2. Holy Cow! I bet Martha is laughing her hind end off.

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